Boy would things be different…

If I had some fucking balls.  I’m angry and too injured to try to go break shit.  If anyone actually reads my posts, Don’t let a great thing slip away. 

Giuseppe Quotes of the Day

(In thick unknown south american accent) - “YOU SPIT TO ME?!!?”

“THEY ARE BOXER BRIEFS I WILL PROVE IT TO YOU BY SHITTING MYSELF AND SHOWING YOU THAT THE SHIT STAYS IN MY PANTS!”

(While running around with a foam lightning bolt) - “I AM ZEUS! GOD OF THUNDER AND ANAL!”

what a chill day hahahaha

I’m Sorry

This is just something that I have to do.  I know its not easy on you but I can’t stay stuck forever.  For both of us to be happy this needs to happen.  I’m taking it day by day and soon none of this will matter. 

I’m Sorry.

Love this movie!

(via yobananabob)

Jesus Christ.

Women need to stop fuckin with my brain.

John Forte is the Truth.

Great

I pinched a nerve in my hip.. I am supposed to rest it so I cannot drive my car now because of the clutch.

Inclusion

It is not hard to include people into your plans, yet it makes a huge difference to those being included.